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                         My Starbucks Christmas Cookies   On my desk at work   Make people happy      They touch them   They play with
                           them   They want to eat them   They want me to eat them    ("When are you going to eat them?")   They
                           want me not to eat them    ("Are you REALLY gonna eat these?")   If I do eat them -- like my gingerbread man's
                           legs   They feel sorry for him    But they understand      In a world of working professionals   My cookies
                           are a surprising   Conversation piece   For everyone has an opinion      Today I moved them down    So I could
                           look for a change   And I was asked sadly   "Where did they go? Did you eat them?"      Since people
                           always turn them over   I wrote on little stickies on the back   Please don't eat me, I know I'm cute!   Ho ho ho,
                           have YOU been good this year?      I'm always amazed   At people's response    To cute little edible things   They
                           bring much more comment   Than anything I could do      For breaking down social barriers   They work like a charm.
                                Ho ho ho.   There I go.   Eaten!   
                          
                        
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